. . . about chez m

Chez M is in part a homage to a dear french woman, Mme En Retard, who lives with persistent lateness:

En retard pour ceci.
En retard pour cela.
Madame En Retard était tout le temps en retard!

Trans.
Late for this.
Late for that.
Madame En Retard was always late!

Like Mme En Retard, I lead a late life and have found acceptance through cooking. Please expect dilatory postings, as I am over a week behind at this point.

. . . about m

Margaret R. -- [realia] / fashioned from an itinerant womb and a few sticks of dentyne ; on loan to Vincent C--. - Only ed. / reared under the exceptional tutelage of Madame Pompadour. - Irish jewess. - New York : Methodist Hospital, 19##.

1 person : female, pinkish colored, 105 lbs. ; 64 in. + 1 tube of chapstick (shea butter ; 7 cm.) + 1 pair gloves (white). Original title: Margaret R. Greenberg.

Born in the backwoods of Brooklyn and raised in a turn of the century tenement in lower Manhattan. Miss Meaney exhibited talents as a geriatric prodigy from an early age. Best known for her fervent work in the field of procrastination, Miss Meaney has made significant contributions to the areas of the mundane and advanced techniques in argufication.

BAFCN 713 : Will consider barter for hair bows, lollipops, ponies and American Girl collection